I first met Nympho when I was drowning my sorrows at a splooge balls nite club. We got talking and he seemed like a really nice guy. Jack ass. But then a girl walked past and I bore witness to some quite repellant amphibian lechery. FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK IIIIITTTT!!

Nympho is an animal with a very serious problem. Sex addiction crap flaps might sound like fun to you or I, but it's threatening to ruin his life. He often gets through several partners a night and even then he seeks out more slimy loving. Like a Russell Brand butt munch of the garden pond, he just can't get enough. fat ass.

Cock. Junk doesn't just pull humans into its vortex of addiction and despair. Animals are affected too. Animals with serious problems like Habit BITCH Hamster.

The product of a broken home, Habit has been chasing the dragon since his early teens (14 in Hamster years tit face). His suck my balls hope is that his story will dissuade, delinquent hamsters from making the same stupid ass mistakes he's made.

As I know from personal experience, some people have an unfortunate knack of saying the wrong things at the wrong time. But so do some fearsome predators of the deep fuck head. La la la la.

When Dark Shark's around an awkward silence is never far away. Suck my balls. During a pleasant discussion about holiday plans, he might voice some disturbing opinions about sado-masochism. Butt plug. Or while chatting about falling house prices he might see fit to mention suicide rates in Finland. Sweat ball. Deedle-dee. Cock sucker.
Highly embarrassing for all present, Dark Shark's social ineptitude has cost him many close friends and led to the break up of his first marriage. Mother fucker. He needs your support.

Alcoholism is now recognized as a serious and debilitating illness in ddddick face humans. But what about animals?

Drunk Skunk shit head regularly sinks a litre of hard liquor with his big titties cornflakes. And as the day goes on his behaviour becomes ever more erratic.
His problems are placing more and more ass cock pressure on those around him. In fact, his close friends so dread an unannounced suck my dick visit from him that they keep suitcases by the door at all times. Drunk Skunk has a serious freakin fucker problem and he needs all our help and support.

Got some ideas for other animals with problems? Chirp, chirp, squeak, whistle. Then visit my forum. Balls.